May 31, 2016

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS



⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the
father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who
grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her
to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air.
(Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa
perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a
widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with
smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will
know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.
(Senegal )

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